i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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this is my senior page

okay but why do you have to include that picture in the top left corner like “Oh don’t worry I’m sort of pretty/normal most of the time but look at how funny and ironic and COMFORTABLE I MUST BE WITH MYSELF LOLOLOL BUT SRSLY I PROMISE I DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS” commit yourself bruh bruh COMMIT

i had no choice my school formats the yearbook so that ur senior portrait is on the corner of ur senior page
go back to ur psych 101 class 
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this one got me

she’s 12


it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

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Some people even said “the real Wolverine is taller” or that “they have seen better”


that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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