daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

sinniferificus:

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

okay but why do you have to include that picture in the top left corner like “Oh don’t worry I’m sort of pretty/normal most of the time but look at how funny and ironic and COMFORTABLE I MUST BE WITH MYSELF LOLOLOL BUT SRSLY I PROMISE I DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS” commit yourself bruh bruh COMMIT

i had no choice my school formats the yearbook so that ur senior portrait is on the corner of ur senior page
go back to ur psych 101 class 
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gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

(via asvprock)

tyrannosaurusfugit:

ultrafacts:

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Some people even said “the real Wolverine is taller” or that “they have seen better”

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(via asvprock)

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via stuffedpie)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via shea-did-this)

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